Men's secret language: Rungitom's view

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Why? I was feeling like to share my point of view about men’s secret language thingy. So here goes:

“I’M GOING FISHING”: Rungi-Translate: “I’m going to enjoy myself doing things I like without you.”

“IT’S A GUY THING”: Rungi-Translate: You won’t even understand if I explain to you a 1000 times.

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”: Rungi-Translate: “I’m damn hungry and the food is nowhere on the table!”

“UH HUH,SURE,HONEY,” or,”YES,DEAR.”: Rungi-Translate: Mind flew elsewhere, not concentrating.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”: Rungi-Translate: Actually I don’t have a clue about it, so how can I explain?.

“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST…I JUST HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND.” : Rungi-Translate: Too long speech, didn’t hear. (a version of tl;dr – Too Long; Didn’t Read)

“TAKE A BREAK HONEY,YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”: Rungi-Translate: I’m pretty annoyed when you walk here and there busy doing something, ignoring me.

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”: Rungi-Translate: Cool story baby, I like…sort of.

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”: Rungi-Translate: I’m blaming myself for being so insensitive.

“I DUNNO…I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE ROSES.” : Rungi-Translate: One of my way to make up with you after a fight we had before.

“OH,DON’T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”: Rungi-Translate: Stop! I never lie if I’m in a big trouble!

“I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.”: Rungi-Translate: …And its a pretty lame one, so I won’t tell you.

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”: Rungi-Translate: I’m kind of lazy right now…

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”: Rungi-Translate: I’m sick of you accusing me of something that is irrelevant.

“I HEARD YOU.”: Rungi-Translate: I only heard half of the story.

“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”: Rungi-Translate: I’m very used to you that I’m not comfortable doing it with somebody else.

“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”: Rungi-Translate: Whoaa!! Try the sexy lingerie you talked about, oh and that too, show it to me baby.

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”: Rungi-Translate: We are hopelessly lost but I will never tell you that, let me check that up again…

So there you have it, some men’s secret language translated my style.

Baby, why are you so silent?